ey bb wanan cum ov 4sum sonoshee

Steve: bb… i don’t know how to tell you this but
Steve: i have crab sonoshee
Steve: waiter, i would like the crab sonoshee please
Me: is it
Me: SOFT SHELLED!?
Me: can i swallow without chewing


gwyndor:

gwyndor:

i could get this image printed on a dakimakura. nothing is stopping me. its the right dimensions and resolution and size and i have the money. i could literally own a fucked up anime sex pillow but with an image of French Emperor Napoleon Bonaparte. what a time to be alive


never give up on your dreams

 Me: sales pitch:
 Me: “He conquered half of Europe, now let Bonaparte conquer your bedroom!”
 Friend: hahaha
 Friend: that hand inside his vest
 Friend: mhmmm
 Me: just imagine the things he can do if his hands were inside /your/ vest
 Friend: would have gotten conquered faster than the russians
 Me: haha
 Me: he never conquered russia though?
 Me: or is that the joke
 Friend: lol i don’t know world history
 Friend: read about him in a manga once
 Me: LOL
 Me: how fitting since we’re talking about a napolean dakimakura..

gwyndor:

gwyndor:

i could get this image printed on a dakimakura. nothing is stopping me. its the right dimensions and resolution and size and i have the money. i could literally own a fucked up anime sex pillow but with an image of French Emperor Napoleon Bonaparte. what a time to be alive

image

never give up on your dreams

 Me: sales pitch:

 Me: “He conquered half of Europe, now let Bonaparte conquer your bedroom!”

 Friend: hahaha

 Friend: that hand inside his vest

 Friend: mhmmm

 Me: just imagine the things he can do if his hands were inside /your/ vest

 Friend: would have gotten conquered faster than the russians

 Me: haha

 Me: he never conquered russia though?

 Me: or is that the joke

 Friend: lol i don’t know world history

 Friend: read about him in a manga once

 Me: LOL

 Me: how fitting since we’re talking about a napolean dakimakura..


comickergirl:

Nice try, Anna. ‘A’ for effort.



Because I’m doing this for the thrill of it, killin’ it
Never not chasing a million things I want


gwyndor:

gwyndor:

i could get this image printed on a dakimakura. nothing is stopping me. its the right dimensions and resolution and size and i have the money. i could literally own a fucked up anime sex pillow but with an image of French Emperor Napoleon Bonaparte. what a time to be alive


never give up on your dreams

gwyndor:

gwyndor:

i could get this image printed on a dakimakura. nothing is stopping me. its the right dimensions and resolution and size and i have the money. i could literally own a fucked up anime sex pillow but with an image of French Emperor Napoleon Bonaparte. what a time to be alive

image

never give up on your dreams


k009:

She laughed and said “Nice Joke”

k009:

She laughed and said “Nice Joke”


thetangles:


artist | image | beneath the tangles

How about at the next con, you cosplay Hetalia cosplaying Harry Potter?

thetangles:

artist | image | beneath the tangles

How about at the next con, you cosplay Hetalia cosplaying Harry Potter?